THE REAL JORDI CHICLETOL

LET'S PLAY.

2010-09-02T16:26:00.000+02:00

NO SKIN OFF MY ASS.

2010-08-31T13:57:00.001+02:00

UH.

2010-08-28T22:04:00.001+02:00

CRUEL SUMMER.

2010-08-26T17:38:00.003+02:00

LAS ÚLTIMAS RARAS

2010-07-22T12:47:00.004+02:00

Puede que no venga muy a cuenta contar esto ahora, pero quiero tenerlo en este cuadernito online para verlo en un tiempo y recordarlo y reir.
En Junio La Rara volvió a la carga y la invitada fue Xana (desde Gerona), una superstar del dance catalán. Fue taaaan fuerte la respuesta de la gente... una de las mejores Raras. Encima Maluca estava en otra sala del Razz, la conocimos y acabó cantando 'El Tigeraso' en nuestra sala. Algo increíble. Me robaron el móvil esa noche pero en realidad me dio igual. Mirad a Maluca entre el público dándolo todo. Muy gore tía. El mejor aniversario que podíamos celebrar.

Un mes más tarde, hizo un año que hicimos la primera Rara From The Bronx así que como tuvo mucho tirón, repetimos. Volvió Dnoe, y trajimos a Widi y Mai desde Castefa. Féminas Hop por un tubo, y un desmadre de noche. Quiero que pase un año para repetir.

(todas las fotos por TNB).

KRIZIA ROBUSTELLA S/S 2011

2010-07-21T21:59:00.007+02:00

BEAUTIFUL BEACH es lo que sugiere la Robus para el verano que viene. Rojos, azules, combinaciones, estampados y tejidos presuntamente imposibles que esperamos que atraigan las miradas en muchas playas dentro de unos meses. Potenciando la línea masculina y los complementos, Krizia vuelve a firmar su visado internacional.
Si no sabes nadar no te ralles, Mitch te salvará.

Os dejo con las fotos de 080 y con algunas que saqué en el backstage, para que veáis más de cerca las joyitas de complementos.

EVB.

2010-07-20T01:57:00.004+02:00

Ah! Y la sesión que le hice a Matt para THE HOT SPOT (mi tumblr donde meto fotos que hago) fue publicada en uno de mis páginas favoritas, East Village Boys. Más bien...

TWIN LIKE WOW.

2010-07-20T01:01:00.006+02:00

Hey! Que estoy aquí! Qué de meses pasando de esto... Han pasado tantas cosas! Estuve en Madrid dos findes seguidos con La Rara y Magalí, salí en un lipdub muy diver, preparé muchos cocktails en casa, me compré (ooootro) mono, Maluca cantó en el aniversario de nuestra fiesta, encontré un gemelo, Dnoe volvió a Barcelona, ayudé a Krizia en su desfile, y conseguí mi apreciada marca del slip en la playa, entre otras cosas.
Y siento que se está acabando el verano. Jope.

En lás próximas entradas, os intentaré enseñar una pizca de todo esto.
CREC.

BARE BACK.

2010-07-01T23:17:00.002+02:00

Lo sé, tengo esto super abandonado. Pero estoy un pelín agobiao y encima hace un calor que no es normal. Pronto pondré cositas, que últimamente están pasando muchas, y en cuanto tenga un finde de esos de no hacer nada, pongo esto al día.
Y sí, vuelvo al castellano, que si no me quedo mongola y lo abandono. Y ni quiero ni queréis.

PD: pasaos por el Hot Spot, que he puesto fotos nuevas.

OMG.

2010-05-17T23:12:00.000+02:00

THIS THURSDAY @ MADRID.

2010-05-17T21:36:00.001+02:00

More info, guest list and more @ the Facebook event.

DIRTY BAILARINA.

2010-05-17T21:33:00.001+02:00

It's already in my hands. Get it, it's a great album.
And she's playing this week in Madrid...
Shold I stay or should I go?

XXXO?

2010-05-17T20:28:00.000+02:00

WTF is that? Leave music alone, thanx.

SCLUB PARTY.

2010-05-12T14:28:00.003+02:00

IN CHARACTER.

2010-05-08T16:03:00.001+02:00

Howard Schatz for Vanity Fair.

BITCH, PLEASE...

2010-05-08T15:49:00.001+02:00

ROCKET.

2010-05-04T12:46:00.002+02:00

Now I also write for Rocket Magazine. Check my first two entries.

MALA'S BACK.

2010-05-02T23:32:00.000+02:00

SCHOOLGIRLS.

2010-05-02T23:25:00.003+02:00

Schulmädchen is one of the funniest comedy series I've ever seen, and the best thing happened to me lately.
If you need to laugh or just wanna chill for a while, watch it. You got the full series (there are only 2 seasons) in SeriesYonkis. Enjoy.

DO YOU REMEMBER?

2010-05-02T23:21:00.000+02:00

LA RUBIA DE PINOS PUENTE.

2010-05-02T23:15:00.002+02:00

A short-movie by Vicente Villanueva that you must see.

YOU GOT THE DIRTEE LOVE.

2010-05-02T23:12:00.000+02:00

NEW PICS @ THE HOT SPOT.

2010-04-25T18:10:00.004+02:00

You got a few new pictures @

I took them yesterday. More coming soon. And remember:

http://thehotspot.tumblr.com/
all images by me.
enjoy!

Soundtrack:

thanx Matt! (L)

EAT IN OR TAKE AWAY.

2010-04-25T17:06:00.003+02:00

THE FEELING.

2010-04-25T16:53:00.000+02:00

MEGA NON SENSE.

2010-04-22T00:15:00.006+02:00

PHARREL(L).

2010-04-21T22:29:00.003+02:00

TOP 10 APRIL 2010.

2010-04-21T21:42:00.002+02:00

01. ROISIN MURPHY - MOMMA'S PLACE

02. BLACK PETER GROUP - IT'S FUCKED UP (HI POPULATION REMIX)

03. SPICE GIRLS - LEADER OF THE GANG

04. SEAN PAUL - GET BUSY

05. WILL SMITH - GETTIN' JIGGY WITH IT

06. MARK RONSON - OOOH WEEE

07. MALA RODRIGUEZ - NO PIDAS PERDON

08. LADY GAGA + BEYONCE - TELEPHONE (CROOKERS REMIX)

09. PIXIE LOTT - MAMA DO (LINUS LOVE REMIX)

10. RUPAUL - SUPERMODEL (YOU BETTER WORK)

NEXT.

2010-04-20T20:04:00.000+02:00

matt rowley.

unknown by edu ciudadano b.

guillem.

gabriel.

ALTERATION.

2010-04-19T14:20:00.002+02:00

800.

2010-04-18T20:42:00.003+02:00

don't you like my wife's back?
icanteachyou took them.

VOGUE.

2010-04-14T18:29:00.000+02:00

GLEE's back!

YOU CAN CATCH ME AT...

2010-04-14T17:42:00.000+02:00

http://thehotspot.tumblr.com/
all images by me.
enjoy!

GUESS WHO'S BACK.

2010-04-14T17:38:00.000+02:00

CITIES.

2010-04-08T22:55:00.004+02:00

BEFORE YOU...

2010-04-07T13:54:00.001+02:00

my whole life was acapella.

ROISIN'S BACK.

2010-04-01T16:56:00.001+02:00

MICKEY'S HOME.

2010-04-01T16:42:00.000+02:00

HOT MALE.

2010-04-01T15:50:00.000+02:00

also with rivets.

RIVETS.

2010-04-01T14:47:00.001+02:00

THANKS, PHOTOBUCKET.

2010-03-24T01:20:00.002+01:00

these are the 2 pictures that Photobucket (you can see, a bit downscrolling) has deleted from my blog. hello?

IT TASTES JUST LIKE CANDY.

2010-03-22T12:16:00.001+01:00

THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

2010-03-22T11:45:00.003+01:00

SUB.

2010-03-22T11:31:00.000+01:00

OOOOOOOH.

2010-03-22T11:29:00.000+01:00

A VERY, VERY, BAD, BAD CLUB.

2010-03-21T19:59:00.001+01:00

90. 90. 90.

2010-03-16T23:03:00.003+01:00

MANUFACTURE.

2010-03-16T11:03:00.000+01:00

EXTRA FEATURES.

2010-03-15T20:19:00.004+01:00

Vicent Guijarro photographied by me.
more? at Fuckin Young.

MY 2ND ENTRY FOR CENTROMODA.

2010-03-14T18:11:00.002+01:00

click on the picture!

GOD IS IN YOUTUBE.

2010-03-12T19:01:00.002+01:00

and that boy is a monster!

RED CARPET HOTTIES.

2010-03-11T21:00:00.004+01:00

Jake Gyllenhaal.

Tom Ford.

Robert Downey Jr.

THE WAY I PUSH IT.

2010-03-11T18:43:00.000+01:00

TOO FUNKY.

2010-03-11T18:39:00.003+01:00

TIESTO!!!

2010-03-11T15:57:00.000+01:00

STARS & STRIPES.

2010-03-10T18:21:00.002+01:00

MINE. AS HIGH AS THEY CAN.

I'VE BEEN SHAKING

2010-03-10T18:17:00.001+01:00

for a hot male.

GARETH PUGH FALL 2010.

2010-03-10T17:36:00.000+01:00

DOUBLE HYPED!

@ ANATOMIKA.

2010-03-10T16:38:00.001+01:00

anatomika.net

EASY.

2010-03-10T03:51:00.001+01:00

CRUISING AT THE BARBER'S.

2010-03-10T03:24:00.000+01:00

SNOW.

2010-03-09T16:24:00.002+01:00

WANNABE.

2010-03-04T21:06:00.000+01:00

VS.

Jentina this is not a dream...
THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE YOU BITCH!

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b wat eva

what the f**k?
You was born in a caravan,
That don't make you ghetto
I seen more ghetto in posh spice's stelleto
You chat like a blonde but i swear your a brunette
When's your carrer endin'?
Tell me as soon as
'cause ur fuckin' annoyin' ma ears
with your bullshit walk and
bullshit talk and
crack head dances!
and you didnt get crap advances
Your record labels dumb
for signing a fitch
who can tracks her bum
whos still askin her mum "whats cum?"
your fake and you look k-cut
try wearing less make-up
you got a quiff like elvis
how can you sell this
escalade, st tropez
What escalade!?
i saw you drivin a Nissan Sunny down Peckham way.

'Caus your fuckin' annoyin' my ears
Wid your bullshit walk 'n' bullshit talk and crack head dances
And you didn't get crak head 'vances
Your record label's dumb
For signin for a (?)
(?)
You're fake and you look caker (?)
Try wearin less make up
You got a quiff like elvis
How can u sell this?
(escalate and St. Tropez) wat escalate hahaha
swear you drive down his house sunny day back and wave (wtf?!)
(chorus)

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad arse strippah in a messed-up way
Get out da car 'n' drop ya hair sprays
wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad arse stripper in a meseed-up way, how da fuck did you get airplay?
fuckin' fake Fuckin' fake, fuckin' fake fuckin' fake

Jenny from da block more like jenny from a flock of pidgeons
What class A drug did they put in it?
Chicken- all spazin out in the video like you're trippin'
Incase your mum gave birth while she was strippin'
Shuka Shake, shake the brake your hips and fall out of your caravan right into a ditch, bitch!

(chorus)
wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
fu**kin fake fu**kin fake x2

wanna wanna wanna b wanna b
sad arse srtipper in a messed-up way
get out ya car n drop ya hair sprays
wanna wanna wanna wanna b wanna b

sad arse stripper in a messed-up way
How da f**k did ya get airplay?
fu**kin fake fuckin fake x2

I have come to fuck up your carerra
Bitch- dont fuck around wid dis titch, yeah!
I, have cum 2 really take da piss
And, you, will take dis lyrical dis'!
(happy birthday!)

(repeat chorus)

Ah, yeah!
You been chattin' bout ya gucci thongs
but how many weeks, bitch have u had it on (eurgh!)
I can tell by your dances-
dat it's sum wear stuck up her bum (eurgh!)

(repeat cHorus)

burberry... St. Tropez.. when are ya' gunna learn to speak properly?!
Who gives a shit anyway?
Just some dirty ol' men in cell block H

Fuckin' fake, Fuckin' fake, Fuckin' fake, Fuckin' fake

BUST YOUR WINDOWS.

2010-03-04T21:02:00.001+01:00

MADRID FEB. 2010 (II)

2010-03-02T14:43:00.005+01:00

Oh tuesday, after a long weekend going out every night, we went back to Ifema to see the last runways (and one more year, the best ones).

Carlos Díez left me with no words. I'll start to save money to catch some things for next winter. Boilersuit is becoming my favourite piece lately :D

We travelled to the far west with María Escoté.
I have to say that she choosed the best music for a catwalk EVER.

And the girls from El Delgado Buil showed us a cute way to fight the cold next year with squares, animal prints, and panties for men. For me, their best collection along with 'Superfurry animals'.

MADRID FEB. 2010

2010-03-02T14:19:00.007+01:00

On thursday we spent all day at Ifema. Let's see what I liked the most.

Isabel Mastache surprised us with her way to remember the galician tribes and put them in a today's runway.

In my opinion, Cati Serrà did the best collection of Cibele's EGO.

And Carlos Doblas put colours and curious materials in the next cold season. Thanks, grey and brown... that's not all!

Later, at night, we made a party for Isaacymanu @ Astoria Club. Dnoe played a short live for us. Lovely as always!

On Friday, Mr.K and I played @ Lab'Oratorio (like everytime we visit Madrid) and we had a lot of fun. I met some BCN friends I dind't expect to see in Madrid so it was even better. Later we was supposed to go to Stardust but it was full. So we went to a very kitsch karaoke. It was great.

And this is the beautiful tee I bought from Ibai Labega.

NEW ADDICTION.

2010-03-02T14:15:00.000+01:00

OOOH...

2010-02-22T03:50:00.000+01:00

THIS WEEK @ MADRID.

2010-02-17T03:27:00.000+01:00

SMILE.

2010-02-13T23:14:00.002+01:00

last days in Valencia.

YA TE VALE...

2010-02-12T18:42:00.000+01:00

XD

2010-02-11T12:24:00.003+01:00

ELECTRIC RARA CLASH CLUB.

2010-02-08T14:26:00.002+01:00

BOYZ THERE.

2010-02-08T14:20:00.001+01:00

by Markus Rico.

TOP 10 JAN/FEB 2010

2010-02-04T12:12:00.003+01:00

Lately, this is how I make people go crazy:

1. Nadia Oh – Hot like wow

2. Armand Van Helden – Playmate (Jesse Rose Remix)

3. Brown Eyed Girls – Abracadabra

4. Lady Gaga – Monster

5. Major Lazer – Keep it goin’ louder (Tommie Sunshine Remix)

6. Asher Roth – I love college (No Big Deal Remix)

7. Friendly Fires – Paris (Aeroplane Remix)

8. Uffie – MC’s Can Kiss

9. Metronomy - A thing for me

10. Tinchy Stryder – You’re not alone

HYPES A/W 2010/11 MENSWEAR (II).

2010-02-04T11:35:00.005+01:00

Margiela.

Jill Sander.

Louis Vuitton.

Lanvin.

Paul Smith.

Raf Simons.

Vivienne Westwood.

Tim Hamilton.

KARLOTALASPALAS A/W 2010/11: FADE TO BLACK

2010-02-03T10:23:00.003+01:00

This time, the young designer from Navarra choosed the city instead of the fields (don't forget the amazing Wood Do Wow collection from last year).
Not better. Not worst. Just... more things to the wishlist :P
Congrats Karlota!

BANG BANG!

2010-02-01T19:28:00.004+01:00

Krizia Robustella did it one more time!

SPEECHLESS.

2010-02-01T19:25:00.000+01:00

PLANS 4 TOMORROW.

2010-01-27T13:56:00.002+01:00

=
a perfect weekend start.

HYPES A/W 2010/11 MENSWEAR (I).

2010-01-27T13:23:00.009+01:00

Thimister.

Dior Homme.

Burberry Prorsum.

Givenchy.

MONO.

2010-01-26T10:55:00.005+01:00

GUUUNTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!

2010-01-25T22:20:00.001+01:00

love her.

WHITE.

2010-01-20T23:42:00.000+01:00

isn't it beautiful?

SLAVA MOGUTIN IN SPAIN.

2010-01-20T18:05:00.004+01:00

very soon.

ASS 4 DINNER.

2010-01-20T18:02:00.002+01:00

CRAZY BOMB.

2010-01-19T12:33:00.001+01:00

need you two.

ROMA UH LA LA!

2010-01-19T11:19:00.001+01:00

(L)

ALL I WANT FOR BREAKFAST IS YOU.

2010-01-19T10:50:00.000+01:00

JUST THE TWO OF THEM.

2010-01-19T10:46:00.001+01:00

QUÉ HEAVY ERES, JUANA.

2010-01-18T10:38:00.000+01:00

DAVID!!!

2010-01-16T10:36:00.000+01:00

GO GO GO!!!

2010-01-15T20:45:00.000+01:00

TONIGHT!!!

LOVERTITS.

2010-01-15T10:52:00.001+01:00

DOOOOOOWNTOWN.

2010-01-14T19:56:00.001+01:00

SEXY REVIVAL.

2010-01-14T19:55:00.000+01:00

PACKAGE.

2010-01-11T23:47:00.000+01:00

coming soon.

ABRACADABRA.

2010-01-05T22:25:00.003+01:00

A (VERY CUTE) TALL DUDE.

2010-01-05T22:23:00.000+01:00

NYE.

2009-12-30T23:22:00.002+01:00

don't miss it.